knucklehead productions

...a front for miscellaneous media chicanery

Welcome to Knucklehead Productions!

So you've decided to see who's to blame for all this. My name is Ken Smoker and I'll 'fess up, it's all my fault. You've stumbled in here probably expecting to see some semblance of a professional web services organization. Sorry to disappoint.

KP is a fake company right now, like one of those one-walled buildings propped up with two-by-fours that you see on Old West movie sets. A facade, if you will.

However...

If you happen to like what I've done here, and you'd like to have me do something like this for you, let me know. I "specialize" in clean, standards-compliant web design; basic web-specific programming; and image retouching. I also dabble in black & white photography and, heck, I wouldn't be above scribbling a few lines of copy if the need should arise.

Just drop me a line at (watch this here clever spam-avoidance technique) knucklehead AT (didja see that? see what I did?) ksmoker (here it comes again) d0t com.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.