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The End is Near

As I look up into the sky and see a darkened moon, still trembling with the knowledge that the Red Sox are the World Series Champions, I can think of no other explanation.

Seriously. Stop reading this post and prepare yourself as best you can for The End of Time. Repeat it quietly to yourself as the world grows dark around you: the Red Sox have won the World Series, the Red Sox have won the World Series, the Red Sox have won the World Series...